sometimes, it happens

I

Guy: I got a great idea for a show!

Man: Shoot.

Guy: It’s about teenagers.

Man: Good. Kids love teenagers.

Guy: They’re teenage mutant ninjas. And they live in the sewer.

Man: What? That’s insane. And why would they live in the sewer?

Guy: Because they’re also turtles. They’re teenage turtle mutant ninjas, who love pizza, just like all mutated turtle ninjas do.

Man: Get out of my office.

II

Dude: New idea; I’m going to major in history!

Guy: How could that ever be useful?

Dude: …

Guy: Maybe you should minor in time-travel.

III

Guy: We should run those Cash for Gold ads on weird channels at 2 A.M. Because everyone knows no one has more gold than drunken college students.

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